Friday, October 19, 2012
Black Glass (Unfinished)
It’s darkness on both sides of the argument
On one side you have rants induced by spliffs and liquor sips
Some legitimate, but not carefully calculated like missing digits
A side that’s quick to draw like a fast sketch contest
That sees fame as progress and the demise of others as their conquest
Even if their lyrics are honest to find any form of decorum you’d be hard pressed
Their appearance…heartless
But can you blame ‘em?
How do you tame misplaced messages filled with aggression?
And their only form of expression is to send messages in formats that reach the masses
The other part of this equation or problem is that far too often their opposition isn’t starving
Meaning they can’t relate and equate whatever answer they come up with as the solvent
The intellectuals who seem to know what’s best for you
Although they haven’t bought a ticket to your movies so they haven’t invested in your view
So for both sides I’m addressing this for you
A sort of conduit to conflict resolution
I’m armed with opposing views that make this execution more reality than illusion
And if my goal is elusive then I hope my opulence of knowledge alone can offer up a truce
To the authority figures who feel it’s their jobs to fend for…Mentor
Don’t simply stand on your soapbox from spots that aren’t adjacent to blocks
Instead of furthering yourself from responsibility be the bridge that eliminates the gap between (Unfinished)
Friday, September 9, 2011
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Mad Rapper Rant
These dudes wanna make it, but I just wanna make it better
They wanna divide and I'm tryna unify to get hip hop together
It's not even about cheddar
No amount of currency can move me mentally from where I stand currently
Inadvertantly my verses are certainly worthy
I thoroughly invest in these lines like I'm tryn to get coke high
I wont lie, it gets frustratin to hear these basic rappers on mixtapes
And they get deals like they flippin through newspaper coupon pages
Im so far gone Drake shit
While loopin up the soul of KRS
I laid yall, rest
So if they never invest, my confidence will still be obvious
Or blatant like the attitude of an impatient girl kept waitin'
So I'm left waitin' on my shot like a chemo patient
I'll be more/B more patient like I'm sittin in an office at Johns Hopkins
I won't stop it
Even if I run out of options like I'm Tommy Frazier and Abdul Muhammad
Some dudes get blinded by the fame, so they're one track minded
But what they don't realize is that the game gets set back by that one track
Who wan bet that if I got on tracks and said shit absurd, that I'd prolly be heard
I'm largely disturbed by those impertinent verses
You know, those one's where they swagged out w/ their cash out
Shit makes me wanna lash out til they pass out
I'm tryna quantify all the shit that I'm mad bout
I'll just say plenty or infinitely many
I'm seething evidently
But all you can see with that evidence, is that I'm better than
And you weak dudes won't even equal to my sequel
My word play is lethal and your weapons are less than
This was expected I'm blessed man
They wanna divide and I'm tryna unify to get hip hop together
It's not even about cheddar
No amount of currency can move me mentally from where I stand currently
Inadvertantly my verses are certainly worthy
I thoroughly invest in these lines like I'm tryn to get coke high
I wont lie, it gets frustratin to hear these basic rappers on mixtapes
And they get deals like they flippin through newspaper coupon pages
Im so far gone Drake shit
While loopin up the soul of KRS
I laid yall, rest
So if they never invest, my confidence will still be obvious
Or blatant like the attitude of an impatient girl kept waitin'
So I'm left waitin' on my shot like a chemo patient
I'll be more/B more patient like I'm sittin in an office at Johns Hopkins
I won't stop it
Even if I run out of options like I'm Tommy Frazier and Abdul Muhammad
Some dudes get blinded by the fame, so they're one track minded
But what they don't realize is that the game gets set back by that one track
Who wan bet that if I got on tracks and said shit absurd, that I'd prolly be heard
I'm largely disturbed by those impertinent verses
You know, those one's where they swagged out w/ their cash out
Shit makes me wanna lash out til they pass out
I'm tryna quantify all the shit that I'm mad bout
I'll just say plenty or infinitely many
I'm seething evidently
But all you can see with that evidence, is that I'm better than
And you weak dudes won't even equal to my sequel
My word play is lethal and your weapons are less than
This was expected I'm blessed man
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
A Letter To My Unborn Daughter
Good morning baby girl. Daddy has been waiting on you awhile now.
I can imagine that in your descent to this planet, there are many things that will make you smile now.
But my grin from ear to ear is in anticipation of this very moment. And this moment is in great need of but one component.
The smile of a face that would send chills down my spine
One created from the face of your moms and mine
Though Mom hasn't been chosen, you're still on my mind
The thought of your presence is the reason I grind
I take heed of wisdom that father's suggest
So your life will mirror that of a princess
I'm all ready to shelter you from the chill of this cold world
No matter your age, you'll still be Daddy's baby girl
Though the discipline might make you dislike Dad for sometime
Just know it's with Love that I whoop your behind
And when you're all grown up it'll be hard to rest
Just knowing the values I've instilled will be put to the test
But I'm sure you would say don't worry 'cause you're not the others
And you'll pass those tests with flying colors
So I sit here with the impatient anticipation of a father
And since I don't know you're name yet
I'll address this To My Unborn Daughter
And when you finally arrive, you'll know when you see me
'Cause I'll probably be the first smiling face that you see
Past those outstretched legs will be the face of your father
And I end this Letter To My Unborn Daughter.
I can imagine that in your descent to this planet, there are many things that will make you smile now.
But my grin from ear to ear is in anticipation of this very moment. And this moment is in great need of but one component.
The smile of a face that would send chills down my spine
One created from the face of your moms and mine
Though Mom hasn't been chosen, you're still on my mind
The thought of your presence is the reason I grind
I take heed of wisdom that father's suggest
So your life will mirror that of a princess
I'm all ready to shelter you from the chill of this cold world
No matter your age, you'll still be Daddy's baby girl
Though the discipline might make you dislike Dad for sometime
Just know it's with Love that I whoop your behind
And when you're all grown up it'll be hard to rest
Just knowing the values I've instilled will be put to the test
But I'm sure you would say don't worry 'cause you're not the others
And you'll pass those tests with flying colors
So I sit here with the impatient anticipation of a father
And since I don't know you're name yet
I'll address this To My Unborn Daughter
And when you finally arrive, you'll know when you see me
'Cause I'll probably be the first smiling face that you see
Past those outstretched legs will be the face of your father
And I end this Letter To My Unborn Daughter.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Over Freestyle
Roses are red, viloets are armarillo
I got these b*tches stickin' to me like my names Magnito
You know fill 'em with the meat like a steak burrito
Then I emancipate they ass, call me 'We The People'
Sorry that's the Constitution, I'm blitzed off this Absolute
I stretch the game from the basement to the fuckin' roof
I'm killin' records and this right here is the fuckin' proof
I only pray that somehow this shit don't go aloof
I'm waitin' on stardom, I know that that's a problem
Especially of you can picture where I come from
So if you need to understand what I've done son
Then say that my life's the definition of conundrum
I stood tall on the shit that niggas run from
In the face of danger like what you want young!
I'm being blunt son, now who want some
And I don't need a deal, I'm spittin' for wisdom
I got these b*tches stickin' to me like my names Magnito
You know fill 'em with the meat like a steak burrito
Then I emancipate they ass, call me 'We The People'
Sorry that's the Constitution, I'm blitzed off this Absolute
I stretch the game from the basement to the fuckin' roof
I'm killin' records and this right here is the fuckin' proof
I only pray that somehow this shit don't go aloof
I'm waitin' on stardom, I know that that's a problem
Especially of you can picture where I come from
So if you need to understand what I've done son
Then say that my life's the definition of conundrum
I stood tall on the shit that niggas run from
In the face of danger like what you want young!
I'm being blunt son, now who want some
And I don't need a deal, I'm spittin' for wisdom
I'm Built For This
I construct these words like construction workers
I lay the foundations with noun and verb creation
My heard summations of any event, won't bring me a scent/cent
So what you want from me, don't I smell like money
I tried to hammer the imagery into you amatuers
But y'all stare blank face like bastards on cannabis
Like animals in headlights, I'm dead right
But you live wrong, my tiers/tears strong
Pillars will never crack or be shaken
Even by earthquakes or love makin'
Oh Lord, these floorboards are reinforced
with references that'll leave the weak minded questionin
How their minds are like mobile homes
And mine is like Egyptian Pyramid's constructed before you were born
Get out your tape measure
With your lines you have to cut 10 times
Return to my verses, I give you what you want
I may measure 10 times, but I only cut once
I'm cut from...A different cloth
Not the ones you towel off...
And wash with, I'm God's gift
The gift He's given me is revelry
I'm mysterious, my verses are like predators
lurkin' behind shower curtains
I might trick ya like light fixtures
Placed on the wrong side of the hallway
The shit you say is a waste
Like running the AC all day
I'm all the way...turnt up
Like Roscoe or the furnace
That turnt black from being burnt up
Staring at me one can easily say that I've got the skills for this
So like sky scrapers in high places just know that I'm built for this
I lay the foundations with noun and verb creation
My heard summations of any event, won't bring me a scent/cent
So what you want from me, don't I smell like money
I tried to hammer the imagery into you amatuers
But y'all stare blank face like bastards on cannabis
Like animals in headlights, I'm dead right
But you live wrong, my tiers/tears strong
Pillars will never crack or be shaken
Even by earthquakes or love makin'
Oh Lord, these floorboards are reinforced
with references that'll leave the weak minded questionin
How their minds are like mobile homes
And mine is like Egyptian Pyramid's constructed before you were born
Get out your tape measure
With your lines you have to cut 10 times
Return to my verses, I give you what you want
I may measure 10 times, but I only cut once
I'm cut from...A different cloth
Not the ones you towel off...
And wash with, I'm God's gift
The gift He's given me is revelry
I'm mysterious, my verses are like predators
lurkin' behind shower curtains
I might trick ya like light fixtures
Placed on the wrong side of the hallway
The shit you say is a waste
Like running the AC all day
I'm all the way...turnt up
Like Roscoe or the furnace
That turnt black from being burnt up
Staring at me one can easily say that I've got the skills for this
So like sky scrapers in high places just know that I'm built for this
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Triumph Freestyle
This is an exercise in over zealousness, ‘cause I been waiting to get on like the Jefferson’s
I’m moving up yeah, just like an elevator. You broke jokers standin’ still like Metro escalators.
I’m yellin’, “eff the haters!” They throwin’ salt like waiters
And they be tryna watch me close like investigators.
They on their Blue’s Clues, while I’m on Protools
They on their Vince Vaughn, but that is Old School
They say they’re paper chasin’, well that is old news
That sets you up for failure, that means you gon’ lose
So I refuse to be mentioned in the sentence with them kids that don’t listen they don’t be about their business
I assume the position for these kids to pay attention to the move they be missin' they don't know about the world
Got ‘em callin earl, straight talk no chase
And that shit you talkin’ is oh so laced
It’s cynide based don’t drink the kool-aid
Eventually you’ll see what will get you paid
I’m moving up yeah, just like an elevator. You broke jokers standin’ still like Metro escalators.
I’m yellin’, “eff the haters!” They throwin’ salt like waiters
And they be tryna watch me close like investigators.
They on their Blue’s Clues, while I’m on Protools
They on their Vince Vaughn, but that is Old School
They say they’re paper chasin’, well that is old news
That sets you up for failure, that means you gon’ lose
So I refuse to be mentioned in the sentence with them kids that don’t listen they don’t be about their business
I assume the position for these kids to pay attention to the move they be missin' they don't know about the world
Got ‘em callin earl, straight talk no chase
And that shit you talkin’ is oh so laced
It’s cynide based don’t drink the kool-aid
Eventually you’ll see what will get you paid
Friday, June 24, 2011
Dollar and A Dream Freestyle
I gotta dollar and these dreams are what I’m sellin’
If you listen to the story of my life it’s so compellin’
I’m reflectin’ on these lessons that I learned in adolescence
And the sh*t that I retained got these other niggas stressin’
And…That’s a blessin’ in itself I’m so relieved
Lookin’ back you probably wouldn’t ever think that I’d succeed
…I remember when my body used to seize
So I had to lie about it just to put my mom at ease
Yeah the shit that I endured bring you weak niggas to knees
And I knew I had to make it fair without moving them keys
So I chose to go to school, now I’m my 3rd Degree
You wonder how a nigga made it from special ed to Ph.D
And I’m still working for my Master’s, you could call it slavery
I got a wealth of fortitude, you dudes is lacking bravery
Y’all only fightin’ off that water, I call y’all navy beans
With these colors in my eyes, I got my focus on dark green
[Break]
I had a dream the other day
and in it my…Lil girl said, “Daddy, your lil girls red”
“I’ve been waiting since your first rhyme to make my appearance”
“But seems as if you don’t wanna hear it”
“Clearly chasing chicks around, you’ve gotten so complacent”
“You’ve were looking for my mommy, look at all the time you’re wasting”
“And you fuckin’ with them bitches that be on that turkey basting”
“Since I’m chillin’ up in heaven, man I guess that I’ll be patient”
“But listen carefully, you ain’t gettin’ younger”
“So work it out because I want a lil brother”
“And God told me you already found my mother”
“So make it happen Dad, stuff start by happen stance”
“I’m in a hurry, but make sure you get married first”
“She ain’t a baby mother make sure that you marry her”
“If you keep wasting time I’ll be very hurt”
“But…I’ll love you Dad from birth until burial”
If you listen to the story of my life it’s so compellin’
I’m reflectin’ on these lessons that I learned in adolescence
And the sh*t that I retained got these other niggas stressin’
And…That’s a blessin’ in itself I’m so relieved
Lookin’ back you probably wouldn’t ever think that I’d succeed
…I remember when my body used to seize
So I had to lie about it just to put my mom at ease
Yeah the shit that I endured bring you weak niggas to knees
And I knew I had to make it fair without moving them keys
So I chose to go to school, now I’m my 3rd Degree
You wonder how a nigga made it from special ed to Ph.D
And I’m still working for my Master’s, you could call it slavery
I got a wealth of fortitude, you dudes is lacking bravery
Y’all only fightin’ off that water, I call y’all navy beans
With these colors in my eyes, I got my focus on dark green
[Break]
I had a dream the other day
and in it my…Lil girl said, “Daddy, your lil girls red”
“I’ve been waiting since your first rhyme to make my appearance”
“But seems as if you don’t wanna hear it”
“Clearly chasing chicks around, you’ve gotten so complacent”
“You’ve were looking for my mommy, look at all the time you’re wasting”
“And you fuckin’ with them bitches that be on that turkey basting”
“Since I’m chillin’ up in heaven, man I guess that I’ll be patient”
“But listen carefully, you ain’t gettin’ younger”
“So work it out because I want a lil brother”
“And God told me you already found my mother”
“So make it happen Dad, stuff start by happen stance”
“I’m in a hurry, but make sure you get married first”
“She ain’t a baby mother make sure that you marry her”
“If you keep wasting time I’ll be very hurt”
“But…I’ll love you Dad from birth until burial”
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Lookin' For A Man?
Lookin' for a man?
Well look no further, because the further you look
at what it took to get you to look will get you took...
Lookin' for a man?
You ever been awaken to kisses,
by a man who's hell bent on callin' you misses?
And not only does he cook, but he'll do the dishes...
Lookin' for a man?
You ever been surprised with a trip the day that the flight takes off
By your boss who calls and says, "Would you like days off?"
And the legal money that he's gettin' like Madoff,
Means you ain't gotta worry about lay offs
Lookin' for a man?
You ever came home to a masseuse
After one of them days where you called him to say, "I'm thru!"
Or even when there's nothing stressin' you
You come home to a warm bath, afterwards him caressin' you?
Lookin' for a man?
My guess is, that it's a blessin'
after bein' awaken by the baby,
to have him, say "you can sleep in"
Lookin' for a man?
Gotten used to those guys,
Who look you right in your eyes
And tell you how they're gonna make love to you all night...
The when they're done you think it would've been more exciting to watch paint dry?
Lookin' for a man?
Well listen...I fit the description of what you've been missin'
And it's clever how I put words together, but this is serious bi'ness
So when I ask and you say,"I'm lookin' for a man!"
I'll just have you read this again, before I say, "Here I am."
Well look no further, because the further you look
at what it took to get you to look will get you took...
Lookin' for a man?
You ever been awaken to kisses,
by a man who's hell bent on callin' you misses?
And not only does he cook, but he'll do the dishes...
Lookin' for a man?
You ever been surprised with a trip the day that the flight takes off
By your boss who calls and says, "Would you like days off?"
And the legal money that he's gettin' like Madoff,
Means you ain't gotta worry about lay offs
Lookin' for a man?
You ever came home to a masseuse
After one of them days where you called him to say, "I'm thru!"
Or even when there's nothing stressin' you
You come home to a warm bath, afterwards him caressin' you?
Lookin' for a man?
My guess is, that it's a blessin'
after bein' awaken by the baby,
to have him, say "you can sleep in"
Lookin' for a man?
Gotten used to those guys,
Who look you right in your eyes
And tell you how they're gonna make love to you all night...
The when they're done you think it would've been more exciting to watch paint dry?
Lookin' for a man?
Well listen...I fit the description of what you've been missin'
And it's clever how I put words together, but this is serious bi'ness
So when I ask and you say,"I'm lookin' for a man!"
I'll just have you read this again, before I say, "Here I am."
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Transitions
They say everything has its time and its place...Being said, I love being a bachelor, but can't wait to smash cake in her face
I'm greatful for His grace. Although I'm sure that the way I'm living life can be seen as disgrace. Charge it to misplaced...belief...
Then that way you can hand me a receipt for my conceit. So let's exchange our arrogance for change and variance, please.
I'm married to me. But pretty soon, I'm gonna change in these single shoes for a wedding in June.
A lesson from whom? Naw I'm straight on the education. Besides, I'm already paying back loans on the one I already own.
I'm far from being alone. So asking for someone to complete just isn't me. But I'm in astonishment of how you compliment...
Even without words you're loud, heard. Heard loud like whistles after spot fouls. She says, "Where's the love?", I am that now...
I'm greatful for His grace. Although I'm sure that the way I'm living life can be seen as disgrace. Charge it to misplaced...belief...
Then that way you can hand me a receipt for my conceit. So let's exchange our arrogance for change and variance, please.
I'm married to me. But pretty soon, I'm gonna change in these single shoes for a wedding in June.
A lesson from whom? Naw I'm straight on the education. Besides, I'm already paying back loans on the one I already own.
I'm far from being alone. So asking for someone to complete just isn't me. But I'm in astonishment of how you compliment...
Even without words you're loud, heard. Heard loud like whistles after spot fouls. She says, "Where's the love?", I am that now...
Monday, March 7, 2011
Body Talk
Just listen to this conversation that's takin place
No chauvinisim just straight elation of this face-to-face
Them other guys may pay attention to how you walk
But have you ever had a nigga that truly listened to your body talk?
So, yeah I saw you staring looking anything other than bored at my last performance
And the way you sat there twirling your hair, eyes saying ,"Hmmm" made my head enormous
See, the regular guy would've ignored that, he wouldn't have saw that
but I pay attention to everything you body mentions
Even all the way down to your leg positionin'
I ask the crowd sensual or sexual while looking at you
Your lips whispered the former
I ignored that because your hand gripped that cold glass
Which means your temperature got warmer
So, I pulled out my 'Mental Portfolio'
and I made sure I said it slow
So that every word could draw a reaction of what I planned to happen
I anticipated the frown on your face when I started with my 'Mind Games'
Trying to hide from the others your freaky side
But the way your thighs tightly closed
and your eyes slightly rolled left you exposed
Plus the biting of your lip
Let me know that my words had you hanging off that cliff...
Of orgasm mountain
And the index finger on your collarbone said, "I'm flowing like a fountain"
Your hips portrayed what your lips neglected to say
When in 'Mental Manipulation' I mentioned back breakin' love makin' and your leg shakin'
You stared patient, with a glare blatant
That it's almost thunder, and a precursor to you ridin' that wave like a waverunner
You're pussy says, "Hunger!"
You try not to indulge in my words
But the thobbing and precipitation has already occured
And you already know it's your fate that I have you scrapping the plate
As I step back from the mic
Your confirm with your eyes
that you want to do the opposite of I
I made my decent from the stage
Your breast begged me to stay
While your unenthused clap said, "You were just okay"
But that's okay
I could see that smirk from a mile away
So I'll just say
I listened to your body talk and it spoke volumes babe
No chauvinisim just straight elation of this face-to-face
Them other guys may pay attention to how you walk
But have you ever had a nigga that truly listened to your body talk?
So, yeah I saw you staring looking anything other than bored at my last performance
And the way you sat there twirling your hair, eyes saying ,"Hmmm" made my head enormous
See, the regular guy would've ignored that, he wouldn't have saw that
but I pay attention to everything you body mentions
Even all the way down to your leg positionin'
I ask the crowd sensual or sexual while looking at you
Your lips whispered the former
I ignored that because your hand gripped that cold glass
Which means your temperature got warmer
So, I pulled out my 'Mental Portfolio'
and I made sure I said it slow
So that every word could draw a reaction of what I planned to happen
I anticipated the frown on your face when I started with my 'Mind Games'
Trying to hide from the others your freaky side
But the way your thighs tightly closed
and your eyes slightly rolled left you exposed
Plus the biting of your lip
Let me know that my words had you hanging off that cliff...
Of orgasm mountain
And the index finger on your collarbone said, "I'm flowing like a fountain"
Your hips portrayed what your lips neglected to say
When in 'Mental Manipulation' I mentioned back breakin' love makin' and your leg shakin'
You stared patient, with a glare blatant
That it's almost thunder, and a precursor to you ridin' that wave like a waverunner
You're pussy says, "Hunger!"
You try not to indulge in my words
But the thobbing and precipitation has already occured
And you already know it's your fate that I have you scrapping the plate
As I step back from the mic
Your confirm with your eyes
that you want to do the opposite of I
I made my decent from the stage
Your breast begged me to stay
While your unenthused clap said, "You were just okay"
But that's okay
I could see that smirk from a mile away
So I'll just say
I listened to your body talk and it spoke volumes babe
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Mind Control
This flex is for all of you that think my depth is just sex
And I'm sure that from what I wrote before that that's a good guess
I must stress...that if you look at my body of work, you could hardly confer
That perverse is the term you could use to concert the value of my worth
I'm so hurt!
What happened to 'A Letter to My Unborn Daughter'?
Y'all chose to ignore her and take to slaughter
My 'Mind Games', where I was quoted sayin'
"I step back with a wink after I blow where it's pink"
But just think...if you took half that energy to get into me mentally
You'd eventually see that I'm not what's on the surface, but more of what lies beneath
I mean, take a look at 'Epiphany'
"...I must plow through the lines in my mind to field a field that may yield the fruit of content..."
I thought that was ill, but shit!
Y'all just hear 'Back In Your Mind'
When I tell you how I'm
"...tryna Category 5 in them thighs..."
I don't see any of you making a fuss
over 'The Introduction'
where I told you that I wasn't the same
as "the other dudes that were lame with their lies"
But it seems that 'Mental Manipulation' has your eyes
And more specifically
typing in "best sex ever and the first google site is me"
All I'm trying to say
is although I Mental Manipulate
Get it straight!
My depth exceeds '20,000 Leagues Under the Sea'
And mentally I'll transcend every border you've ever thought of
So, just applaud my broad range
And know that for every 'Mind Game'
There's a 'Check Mate'
or a 'Welcome Your Professor'
that I advocate
And I'm sure that from what I wrote before that that's a good guess
I must stress...that if you look at my body of work, you could hardly confer
That perverse is the term you could use to concert the value of my worth
I'm so hurt!
What happened to 'A Letter to My Unborn Daughter'?
Y'all chose to ignore her and take to slaughter
My 'Mind Games', where I was quoted sayin'
"I step back with a wink after I blow where it's pink"
But just think...if you took half that energy to get into me mentally
You'd eventually see that I'm not what's on the surface, but more of what lies beneath
I mean, take a look at 'Epiphany'
"...I must plow through the lines in my mind to field a field that may yield the fruit of content..."
I thought that was ill, but shit!
Y'all just hear 'Back In Your Mind'
When I tell you how I'm
"...tryna Category 5 in them thighs..."
I don't see any of you making a fuss
over 'The Introduction'
where I told you that I wasn't the same
as "the other dudes that were lame with their lies"
But it seems that 'Mental Manipulation' has your eyes
And more specifically
typing in "best sex ever and the first google site is me"
All I'm trying to say
is although I Mental Manipulate
Get it straight!
My depth exceeds '20,000 Leagues Under the Sea'
And mentally I'll transcend every border you've ever thought of
So, just applaud my broad range
And know that for every 'Mind Game'
There's a 'Check Mate'
or a 'Welcome Your Professor'
that I advocate
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
The Dr. Will See You Now...
Excuse me, is there a Mr. J Reed
Can you come back into the exam room, please?
We understand that you've spent a long time waitin'
But the Dr. is excited, because you're her favorite patient
Hello Mr. Reed, I am Dr. Lanier
And I'm really sad to hear that a sickness has appeared
Let me take your temperature, so we can make it clear
That everthing's okay, and it's not something severe
Hmm...looks like your chart say's...That you're heartless
But looking at you now, it seems that's far fetched
I'll even go so far to suggest...
That like a [charlie horse] you're probably a good [catch]
And that's a safer bet than playing roulette in Vegas
I see your scars are healing, so we don't have to tape this
I'll just let my hands replace the gauze placement
And I'm sure those aren't tears, just eye irritation
I have just what you need to cure your ills
You'll be well rested after I give you this "sleeping pill"
My request to be your primary care physician is for real
So if you just pay the co-pay I won't send a bill
Can you come back into the exam room, please?
We understand that you've spent a long time waitin'
But the Dr. is excited, because you're her favorite patient
Hello Mr. Reed, I am Dr. Lanier
And I'm really sad to hear that a sickness has appeared
Let me take your temperature, so we can make it clear
That everthing's okay, and it's not something severe
Hmm...looks like your chart say's...That you're heartless
But looking at you now, it seems that's far fetched
I'll even go so far to suggest...
That like a [charlie horse] you're probably a good [catch]
And that's a safer bet than playing roulette in Vegas
I see your scars are healing, so we don't have to tape this
I'll just let my hands replace the gauze placement
And I'm sure those aren't tears, just eye irritation
I have just what you need to cure your ills
You'll be well rested after I give you this "sleeping pill"
My request to be your primary care physician is for real
So if you just pay the co-pay I won't send a bill
Friday, November 26, 2010
See Me Now
Hold the can, I'm about to take the top off
The doors closed but I'm about to pop the locks off
Thank you Mr. West, this beat'll knock your socks off
They throwin' rocks, but I'm about to get my rocks off
I went from chicks being disgusted by my presence
To them sending me presents with no type of expectance
Childhood embarassing, I guess I learned a lesson
I'll tell you who I am, so you don't have to get to guessin'
You wanna know if I'm affected by the break up
But you can ask MAC about my mental makeup
You on some double D's, but I just want some A-cups
'Cause my eyes are mesmerized by a big butt
Plus My teacher always said I won't succeed
But it's solely 'cause of her that I'm on my 3rd degree
Yes below freezing, nobody cold as me
I'm a genius, how could you disagree
Depends on your shape baby if you wanna mate
And if you wanna procreate I need your credit ratin'
Since I'm single now, I guessI got a clean slate and
A lot of fish in the sea you better take the bate
The doors closed but I'm about to pop the locks off
Thank you Mr. West, this beat'll knock your socks off
They throwin' rocks, but I'm about to get my rocks off
I went from chicks being disgusted by my presence
To them sending me presents with no type of expectance
Childhood embarassing, I guess I learned a lesson
I'll tell you who I am, so you don't have to get to guessin'
You wanna know if I'm affected by the break up
But you can ask MAC about my mental makeup
You on some double D's, but I just want some A-cups
'Cause my eyes are mesmerized by a big butt
Plus My teacher always said I won't succeed
But it's solely 'cause of her that I'm on my 3rd degree
Yes below freezing, nobody cold as me
I'm a genius, how could you disagree
Depends on your shape baby if you wanna mate
And if you wanna procreate I need your credit ratin'
Since I'm single now, I guessI got a clean slate and
A lot of fish in the sea you better take the bate
Thursday, November 25, 2010
I Love You Ladies
Lovely ladies, I love you ladies
I had to write this song to let you know that I ain't crazy
Asked you to Check the yes or no but you put maybe
Seeming indecisive in decisions as of lately
Every lady that I'm with, I spoil
Get you of this continent, let you know I adore you
We can spin around the globe pick a shore boo
Always keep it original, So that I never bore you
And you can tell me everything you looking forward to
You never judge me and that's why I will court you
You're my baby, so I will not abort you
And J's an educator, look at all that I have taught you
On the surface, I know my edges rough
But it's worth the effort to navigate all of that stuff
Extremist, if I stop than it's abrupt
But our petty arguments never seem as they're enough
On my level every aspect, with cash back
You never worry bout my past because you're past that
And when life is up and down like the Nasdaq
You're right beside me sayin' that we'll get past that
When my earthquakes shake you to the core
And the after shocks put you on the floor
You never hesitate in asking me for more
You're screaming orgasms are part of the allure
I love to make you smile
I know you're not a child
But I will put you on my knee every once in awhile
Unlike another, is something that describes your style
I know those bones up in my closet make a bigger pile
But girl I am fiendin' for your love because it's been a while
Your rivers flow, north to south just like the Nile
And for that lovin' I will walk 100,000 miles
So ask your daddy if he can walk you up and down the aisle
I had to write this song to let you know that I ain't crazy
Asked you to Check the yes or no but you put maybe
Seeming indecisive in decisions as of lately
Every lady that I'm with, I spoil
Get you of this continent, let you know I adore you
We can spin around the globe pick a shore boo
Always keep it original, So that I never bore you
And you can tell me everything you looking forward to
You never judge me and that's why I will court you
You're my baby, so I will not abort you
And J's an educator, look at all that I have taught you
On the surface, I know my edges rough
But it's worth the effort to navigate all of that stuff
Extremist, if I stop than it's abrupt
But our petty arguments never seem as they're enough
On my level every aspect, with cash back
You never worry bout my past because you're past that
And when life is up and down like the Nasdaq
You're right beside me sayin' that we'll get past that
When my earthquakes shake you to the core
And the after shocks put you on the floor
You never hesitate in asking me for more
You're screaming orgasms are part of the allure
I love to make you smile
I know you're not a child
But I will put you on my knee every once in awhile
Unlike another, is something that describes your style
I know those bones up in my closet make a bigger pile
But girl I am fiendin' for your love because it's been a while
Your rivers flow, north to south just like the Nile
And for that lovin' I will walk 100,000 miles
So ask your daddy if he can walk you up and down the aisle
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