Lookin' For A Man?

Lookin' for a man?
Well look no further, because the further you look
at what it took to get you to look will get you took...

Lookin' for a man?
You ever been awaken to kisses,
by a man who's hell bent on callin' you misses?
And not only does he cook, but he'll do the dishes...

Lookin' for a man?
You ever been surprised with a trip the day that the flight takes off
By your boss who calls and says, "Would you like days off?"
And the legal money that he's gettin' like Madoff,
Means you ain't gotta worry about lay offs

Lookin' for a man?
You ever came home to a masseuse
After one of them days where you called him to say, "I'm thru!"
Or even when there's nothing stressin' you
You come home to a warm bath, afterwards him caressin' you?

Lookin' for a man?
My guess is, that it's a blessin'
after bein' awaken by the baby,
to have him, say "you can sleep in"

Lookin' for a man?
Gotten used to those guys,
Who look you right in your eyes
And tell you how they're gonna make love to you all night...
The when they're done you think it would've been more exciting to watch paint dry?

Lookin' for a man?
Well listen...I fit the description of what you've been missin'
And it's clever how I put words together, but this is serious bi'ness

So when I ask and you say,"I'm lookin' for a man!"
I'll just have you read this again, before I say, "Here I am."