Hold the can, I'm about to take the top off
The doors closed but I'm about to pop the locks off
Thank you Mr. West, this beat'll knock your socks off
They throwin' rocks, but I'm about to get my rocks off
I went from chicks being disgusted by my presence
To them sending me presents with no type of expectance
Childhood embarassing, I guess I learned a lesson
I'll tell you who I am, so you don't have to get to guessin'
You wanna know if I'm affected by the break up
But you can ask MAC about my mental makeup
You on some double D's, but I just want some A-cups
'Cause my eyes are mesmerized by a big butt
Plus My teacher always said I won't succeed
But it's solely 'cause of her that I'm on my 3rd degree
Yes below freezing, nobody cold as me
I'm a genius, how could you disagree
Depends on your shape baby if you wanna mate
And if you wanna procreate I need your credit ratin'
Since I'm single now, I guessI got a clean slate and
A lot of fish in the sea you better take the bate
Friday, November 26, 2010
Thursday, November 25, 2010
I Love You Ladies
Lovely ladies, I love you ladies
I had to write this song to let you know that I ain't crazy
Asked you to Check the yes or no but you put maybe
Seeming indecisive in decisions as of lately
Every lady that I'm with, I spoil
Get you of this continent, let you know I adore you
We can spin around the globe pick a shore boo
Always keep it original, So that I never bore you
And you can tell me everything you looking forward to
You never judge me and that's why I will court you
You're my baby, so I will not abort you
And J's an educator, look at all that I have taught you
On the surface, I know my edges rough
But it's worth the effort to navigate all of that stuff
Extremist, if I stop than it's abrupt
But our petty arguments never seem as they're enough
On my level every aspect, with cash back
You never worry bout my past because you're past that
And when life is up and down like the Nasdaq
You're right beside me sayin' that we'll get past that
When my earthquakes shake you to the core
And the after shocks put you on the floor
You never hesitate in asking me for more
You're screaming orgasms are part of the allure
I love to make you smile
I know you're not a child
But I will put you on my knee every once in awhile
Unlike another, is something that describes your style
I know those bones up in my closet make a bigger pile
But girl I am fiendin' for your love because it's been a while
Your rivers flow, north to south just like the Nile
And for that lovin' I will walk 100,000 miles
So ask your daddy if he can walk you up and down the aisle
I had to write this song to let you know that I ain't crazy
Asked you to Check the yes or no but you put maybe
Seeming indecisive in decisions as of lately
Every lady that I'm with, I spoil
Get you of this continent, let you know I adore you
We can spin around the globe pick a shore boo
Always keep it original, So that I never bore you
And you can tell me everything you looking forward to
You never judge me and that's why I will court you
You're my baby, so I will not abort you
And J's an educator, look at all that I have taught you
On the surface, I know my edges rough
But it's worth the effort to navigate all of that stuff
Extremist, if I stop than it's abrupt
But our petty arguments never seem as they're enough
On my level every aspect, with cash back
You never worry bout my past because you're past that
And when life is up and down like the Nasdaq
You're right beside me sayin' that we'll get past that
When my earthquakes shake you to the core
And the after shocks put you on the floor
You never hesitate in asking me for more
You're screaming orgasms are part of the allure
I love to make you smile
I know you're not a child
But I will put you on my knee every once in awhile
Unlike another, is something that describes your style
I know those bones up in my closet make a bigger pile
But girl I am fiendin' for your love because it's been a while
Your rivers flow, north to south just like the Nile
And for that lovin' I will walk 100,000 miles
So ask your daddy if he can walk you up and down the aisle
Keep Dreamin'
Enter me, oh so casually
Must remain calm, was always my belief
My demeanor doesn't mean you any harm
I'll surrender what I gotta, so I'll show you all my palms
Showed you all my poems, just to get you all involved
You're all neanderthal, and J Reed is so evolved
Believe you all can solve, the problems that I have
I showed you all my past, but all you did was laugh
And you wonder why I'm crass?
Will the inspiration last, is the question you should ask?
Try to be transparent, but still I wear a mask.
The Doctorates degree, means I'm ahead of class
I'm ahead of schedule, the mile markers passed.
I need to slow it down, but I'm having a blast.
Just ask my stock broker, you coming up in last.
A couple stocks and bonds, why you still counting cash...
Man you gotta grow up
You still drinkin' juice out the lil sippie cups
Still rockin' pacifiers, nigga change your diapers
I do this for the kids who only look up to the lifers
To show them it's another route that they can aspire
My rhymes are on fire, this verse I will retire
...If you don't like my art then i'll find a another buyer
Must remain calm, was always my belief
My demeanor doesn't mean you any harm
I'll surrender what I gotta, so I'll show you all my palms
Showed you all my poems, just to get you all involved
You're all neanderthal, and J Reed is so evolved
Believe you all can solve, the problems that I have
I showed you all my past, but all you did was laugh
And you wonder why I'm crass?
Will the inspiration last, is the question you should ask?
Try to be transparent, but still I wear a mask.
The Doctorates degree, means I'm ahead of class
I'm ahead of schedule, the mile markers passed.
I need to slow it down, but I'm having a blast.
Just ask my stock broker, you coming up in last.
A couple stocks and bonds, why you still counting cash...
Man you gotta grow up
You still drinkin' juice out the lil sippie cups
Still rockin' pacifiers, nigga change your diapers
I do this for the kids who only look up to the lifers
To show them it's another route that they can aspire
My rhymes are on fire, this verse I will retire
...If you don't like my art then i'll find a another buyer
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
DC's Finest
Man this beat got me afflicted
They say these last few rhymes are sounding like I'm on a mission
...So please watch and listen
It's the same old show, but I did my own rendition
Brakes lights on the highway
I see it every friday
I had to do this my way
...Now, repeat the words that I say
Dad got it on the corner
But he didn't want a clone
He made sure that I went farther
...So I guess he was a martyr
Left religion of the streets
So I could live life proper
Not a product of environment
...Now I'm saving for retirement
Let these beats be my conduit
The vocab is impeccable, literacy is fluent
I do this all for fun
But my rhymes they are amused with
*Break*
Sorry Mama, gotta live like thee Obama's
If you can't keep up then just stay here at the bottom
I'll go ahead and another chick will follow
Progress is my motto so get used to my brovado
Music in my brain my mental notes staccato
Only shots of Absolute so I won't mention Moscato
If I'm feeling pain, then I swallow the whole bottle
I got my eyes on the limelight
Seen what it's done so I got my mind right
So all you rhymers better rhyme right
Because I'm coming when the time's right
And Christian Bale said that I'll see alot of Dark Knights
So for this livin' you're gonna pay a large price
But victory is in my eyesight
So whether arms length or arms height
It's 15 rounds so know it's gonna be a long fight
They say these last few rhymes are sounding like I'm on a mission
...So please watch and listen
It's the same old show, but I did my own rendition
Brakes lights on the highway
I see it every friday
I had to do this my way
...Now, repeat the words that I say
Dad got it on the corner
But he didn't want a clone
He made sure that I went farther
...So I guess he was a martyr
Left religion of the streets
So I could live life proper
Not a product of environment
...Now I'm saving for retirement
Let these beats be my conduit
The vocab is impeccable, literacy is fluent
I do this all for fun
But my rhymes they are amused with
*Break*
Sorry Mama, gotta live like thee Obama's
If you can't keep up then just stay here at the bottom
I'll go ahead and another chick will follow
Progress is my motto so get used to my brovado
Music in my brain my mental notes staccato
Only shots of Absolute so I won't mention Moscato
If I'm feeling pain, then I swallow the whole bottle
I got my eyes on the limelight
Seen what it's done so I got my mind right
So all you rhymers better rhyme right
Because I'm coming when the time's right
And Christian Bale said that I'll see alot of Dark Knights
So for this livin' you're gonna pay a large price
But victory is in my eyesight
So whether arms length or arms height
It's 15 rounds so know it's gonna be a long fight
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Devil In A New Dress Freestyle
Gather 'round all my haters and my critics
Give the thumbs down on my life, but I still gotta live it
I'm tired of beggin' niggas for forgiveness
So I had to write this rhyme to tell you niggas mind your business
Used to post and pivot but a nigga had to give it
So now I hog the ball, 'cause I'm scorin' and I'm winnin'
Damn can you believe it, J Reed done got conceited?
You all should understand, 'cause my whole life I was defeated
Thanks for the support, the confidence was needed
You never would've known that my child hood was meager
Act like you don't know, but I'll make you a believer
Tryna get her in the sack, but she say she wide receiver
Ok girl, Let J Reed you your rights
Remain silent, or I don't need you tonight
I do a couple things that I don't need you to like
'Cause other girls love it, you can leave if you like
And I know that you're bright, so it's needless to fight
Plus the diamonds between your thighs only gleem in the light
I ain't a star yet, the black Josh Hartnett
A lot of different looks but I didn't get the part yet
So I just smile, though the frustration's harnessed
Always a setback when you make a lil progress
But I'm only focused on the victory I'm promised
That's not something that you can attribute to a novice
Conflicting lessons that I've learned got me torn
But I'm coming in first like the day I was born
One Two, Oh One, One Nine, Eight Three
Y'all say it's all love but it seems that you hate me
Could it be the reason that your girl wants to date me
An Animaniac I'm tryna take over nation
Stay in the sky but my altitude can plummet
So these shots of Absolute are for my pain so i can numb it
And women usually give it when you act like you don't want it
Give it then don't have to worry 'cause I'm on it like a hornet
In the middle of the summer like he smells the honey pourin'
They sleepin' on my freakin', I'm ignorin' all their snorin'
I heckle all my skeptics, so a Snorlax's what I call 'em
Like a...Pokemon, 'cause i'm gonna poke you long
Rembrant with the stroke, picture perfect post it love
And you can find me at the bar posted up
Got Damn I love my life, so I gotta toast it up
Give the thumbs down on my life, but I still gotta live it
I'm tired of beggin' niggas for forgiveness
So I had to write this rhyme to tell you niggas mind your business
Used to post and pivot but a nigga had to give it
So now I hog the ball, 'cause I'm scorin' and I'm winnin'
Damn can you believe it, J Reed done got conceited?
You all should understand, 'cause my whole life I was defeated
Thanks for the support, the confidence was needed
You never would've known that my child hood was meager
Act like you don't know, but I'll make you a believer
Tryna get her in the sack, but she say she wide receiver
Ok girl, Let J Reed you your rights
Remain silent, or I don't need you tonight
I do a couple things that I don't need you to like
'Cause other girls love it, you can leave if you like
And I know that you're bright, so it's needless to fight
Plus the diamonds between your thighs only gleem in the light
I ain't a star yet, the black Josh Hartnett
A lot of different looks but I didn't get the part yet
So I just smile, though the frustration's harnessed
Always a setback when you make a lil progress
But I'm only focused on the victory I'm promised
That's not something that you can attribute to a novice
Conflicting lessons that I've learned got me torn
But I'm coming in first like the day I was born
One Two, Oh One, One Nine, Eight Three
Y'all say it's all love but it seems that you hate me
Could it be the reason that your girl wants to date me
An Animaniac I'm tryna take over nation
Stay in the sky but my altitude can plummet
So these shots of Absolute are for my pain so i can numb it
And women usually give it when you act like you don't want it
Give it then don't have to worry 'cause I'm on it like a hornet
In the middle of the summer like he smells the honey pourin'
They sleepin' on my freakin', I'm ignorin' all their snorin'
I heckle all my skeptics, so a Snorlax's what I call 'em
Like a...Pokemon, 'cause i'm gonna poke you long
Rembrant with the stroke, picture perfect post it love
And you can find me at the bar posted up
Got Damn I love my life, so I gotta toast it up
A lil heartbroken, but I gotta toast to love
So please raise your cup, and homey lace 'em up
Or just get off the plane if the turbulence is rough...
Sunday, November 21, 2010
The Introduction
Excuse me Miss...
And I call you Miss because there's no way
that I could've known your name
But honestly Miss seems to fit
'Cause I would hate to miss
the chance to make your acquaintance
And that look on your face
lets me know that you've been gettin' this all day
But just know that this isn't the same
Those other dudes are lame with their lies
and I'm just not that kind of guy
So I tell you that since beauty is relative
It's more than that no bull *expletive*
I've been watching those intangibles
and you appear to be worth more than a random screw
I'm enamored by you...
and you can tell by all of my attention you've subdued
The attitude is undue
I didn't say "A girl" or any of those things that you're used to
The words I speak to you are original
So it's a shame that I must bare the blame of your disdain...
For the game of those others
Who haven't discovered
The way or style to approach a lady of your caliber
Well I'll say "so long" for now
I'm just glad that I could make you smile
And I call you Miss because there's no way
that I could've known your name
But honestly Miss seems to fit
'Cause I would hate to miss
the chance to make your acquaintance
And that look on your face
lets me know that you've been gettin' this all day
But just know that this isn't the same
Those other dudes are lame with their lies
and I'm just not that kind of guy
So I tell you that since beauty is relative
It's more than that no bull *expletive*
I've been watching those intangibles
and you appear to be worth more than a random screw
I'm enamored by you...
and you can tell by all of my attention you've subdued
The attitude is undue
I didn't say "A girl" or any of those things that you're used to
The words I speak to you are original
So it's a shame that I must bare the blame of your disdain...
For the game of those others
Who haven't discovered
The way or style to approach a lady of your caliber
Well I'll say "so long" for now
I'm just glad that I could make you smile
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Bow My Head
Dear Lord...
I'm so selfish and self-absorbed
But when did all this happen.
It's like one day I was nappin'
Then woke up a different person
It's like the gift and the curse again
Got just what I was askin'
And shit I'm havin' a blast
But when each second is passin' quick
Can't get a good grasp on shit
Try to pretend I'm not
Look at all these friends I've got
But I stay in a zone
So sometimes I feel I'm alone
And yes I'm blown
But by my face you'd never know
I do a good job to hide
So don't seek 'cause I don't confide
I'm so selfish and self-absorbed
But when did all this happen.
It's like one day I was nappin'
Then woke up a different person
It's like the gift and the curse again
Got just what I was askin'
And shit I'm havin' a blast
But when each second is passin' quick
Can't get a good grasp on shit
Try to pretend I'm not
Look at all these friends I've got
But I stay in a zone
So sometimes I feel I'm alone
And yes I'm blown
But by my face you'd never know
I do a good job to hide
So don't seek 'cause I don't confide
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Mental Manipulation
Fuck the formalities
'cause girl I'm tryna lick every inch of your existence
Just sit back and listen 'cause I don't need your assistance
'cause girl I'm tryna lick every inch of your existence
Just sit back and listen 'cause I don't need your assistance
I'm straight with making it flow in case you ain't know
Think back to the pink where I blow
Well now I'm tryna lick circles around your love
like I'm racing for the Sprint Cup
I've been up...and if you tryna get it down
You can just meet me somewhere near the 6th round
I won't even pull your panties down
You can be the person, name the place, and I'll give you that thang like a noun
But hold on to that for now
See, my track record is proven
So ask the girls that 'Whip Their Hair Back And Forth'
about the beds that I be movin'
It's rare that I be losin'
I'm so confident sexually
That if a chick say my dick ain't the shit
I don't even take it disrespectfully
Besides, I got many chicks that have been baptized
That can definitely testify
So just rest your eyes...please
'cause imma put you to bed
But no J Holiday...I'm J Reed
And I'm an exhibitionist, so if you need a sneak peek
Just type in "best sex ever", and the first google site is me
Don't be fooled by my conceit
They say my words were cliche' after the 'Mind Games'
So although I thought 'Back In Your Mind' was great
Some felt my words weren't enough to stimulate
But they can't put stipulations on this 'Mental Manipulation'
So all of my agitation
Will be taken out on this back breakin' love makin'
If you're patient...legs shakin'
And the view of me and you
Are what you have to look forward to
Well now I must bring this to a close
Just count this as another to go in my 'Mental' portfolio
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Whip My Hair Freestyle
I'm on some silly shit
Tell me if you're feeling it
Just got your hair done?
Well baby girl get to whippin' it
Pardon me Willow, but imma have to ticket this
You folks unemployed and J Reed about his businesses
My drive is limitless
Girl I'm like a chauffeur
I'm on my Nu Bucks/New Bucks
And these other dudes are loafers
Put a penny in 'em
What's the issue with 'em
They're all walkin' 'round the city saggin' skinny denim
So I can not befriend them
Me I just school a little
And they get quiter than church mice, Stuart Little
But I do not belittle
I'm on the up and up
I'm over heads like flight attendants puttin' luggage up
And I don't care, I'm in the air back in forth
clear ports when I fly, we in the air back in forth
She want me in them thighs, I'm in them legs back and forth
I'm a beast in the sheets, I move the bed back and forth
And they don't get enough of me, they move their head back and forth
So you ain't gotta like the beat, just whip your head back and forth
Tell me if you're feeling it
Just got your hair done?
Well baby girl get to whippin' it
Pardon me Willow, but imma have to ticket this
You folks unemployed and J Reed about his businesses
My drive is limitless
Girl I'm like a chauffeur
I'm on my Nu Bucks/New Bucks
And these other dudes are loafers
Put a penny in 'em
What's the issue with 'em
They're all walkin' 'round the city saggin' skinny denim
So I can not befriend them
Me I just school a little
And they get quiter than church mice, Stuart Little
But I do not belittle
I'm on the up and up
I'm over heads like flight attendants puttin' luggage up
And I don't care, I'm in the air back in forth
clear ports when I fly, we in the air back in forth
She want me in them thighs, I'm in them legs back and forth
I'm a beast in the sheets, I move the bed back and forth
And they don't get enough of me, they move their head back and forth
So you ain't gotta like the beat, just whip your head back and forth
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