Haiku 6

Don't need vagina
No problem beating my dick
It owes me money

Haiku 5

I've sinned so damn much
Hope I'm forgiven, if not
I'll crack hell open

Haiku 4

I'm living life raw
Condoms can't even hold me
I just might catch AIDS

Haiku 3

I can fuck all night
I am good at what I do
Ask your vagina

Haiku 2

You fucked my best friend

I hope you're proud of yourself

You dirty bitch you